Friday, September 5, 2008

Chad Ocho Cinco

The batshit-crazy Chad Johnson is no more.

The batshit-crazy Chad Ocho Cinco has arrived.  I love the NFL.

Chad Ocho Cinco is what the NFL needs- a talented uber-eccentric.  His interviews are never boring, and the more I learn about him, the more interesting he becomes.  His obsession with "Talladega Nights" and his Lynyrd Skynyrd ringtone.  Oh yeah, and his new last name.

Johnsons are a dime a dozen.  I have Johnson blood in me, but there are so many Johnson's, I probably won't miss him, even though we are no doubt related somehow.

Ocho Cincos are much rarer.  In fact, I think there's only one.

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