Things you can learn on Youtube.

1. The best possible soundtrack for any video is the phrase "three words for you: you can suck my dick" on loop.

2. "You can suck my dick" is actually three words.

3. The Steelers won three Super Bowls with concentration camp victims.

4. The New York Yanks are actually a football team comprised entirely of black douchebags who also like the Washington Nationals.

5. Biggie (RIP), despite being notoriously obese, is a better athletic trainer than Michael Jackson (RIP), who, when alive, could really bust a move.

6. THE STEELERS ARE NAZIS.

7. Benjamin Franklin was afraid of swine flu. He also liked money.

8. THE STEELERS WERE BEHIND 9/11. Those bastards!!!!

Don't forget to take notes. I'll quiz you on this tomorrow.