Bacon- it's tasty and it can also cut through steel.

Next time you are imprisoned by Somalians, Miggles or Satanic Buddhist turtles, and you find yourself in a steel cage and all you have is bacon (and sticks and lighters, etc.), you can pull a Ham-fueled Houdini.

Ladies and gents, the world's most delicious blowtorch.

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