Dead body found at Bonnaroo during cleanup.

*dying man approaches crowd.*

Guy on acid: Dude you look fucked up. Dude... dude?

*man falls to ground and starts groaning*

Girl on acid: Like, he looks hurt. We need to call an ambulance.

Guy on acid: No way, they'll find out we're selling acid.

Girl on acid: Sorry, man. (immediately reverts focus to the Phish performance) whooooaaaah...

Dying man: FML