Perrilloux returns to the team on Sunday

I guess it was a misunderstanding after all whatever happened at Kona Bar and Grill.

I decided I will defend Les Miles.  He is a coach that won a National Championship and has a 34-6 record.  So if Les says Ryan Perrilloux stays, he stays.

Aw, Ryan. You're like that little badass kid in the principal's office every other day, but nothing you do is bad enough to expel you.

Miles will be portrayed as weak in the media. They will bash him just like they did on his road to the national championship.

But Les Miles knows that football is not a popularity contest, and there's a difference between doing what's best for the team and doing what the media thinks you should.

If Les was a losing coach, I wouldn't be so nice.  But instead, he's a winning coach who has won a National Championship, and I'm no one.

Here come five months of Miles/Perrilloux bashing by opponents and media before the season begins and the Tigers dominate.

He's still going to miss the spring game along with all of spring practice, but he will get to participate in the Washington DC trip.

Ryan Perrilloux, we love you, and we want to fucking strangle you.

Ryan, you might want to thank the good Lord for making your dad's sperm and your mom's egg meiose that meiosis to make you a superstar athlete-by-genetics, because if you sucked at sports, you'd suck at everything.  It's not shameful to be stupid.  A lot of great athletes are stupid.  A lot of the greatest people in the world are stupid.  You just have to make sure you don't trip over your own stupid decisions.

Like getting into a brawl up in front of Northgate at 2 AM on a school night DURING FOOTBALL SEASON.  Okay, so you got out of it and you might have been at the wrong place at the wrong time.  But in front of a bar at 2 AM on a school night has a tendency not to be the right place or the right time.

Okay, so missing a few classes isn't a big deal, but team meetings definitely are.  You're going to be the starting quarterback.  You're the guy.  Be the guy.

Please, Ryan.  Please stay the fuck out of trouble.  It's not that hard and the payoff will be BIG!  Look at your old teammate JaMarcus Russell.  He got drafted first overall by the Oakland Raiders, and now he has millions of dollars.  JaMarcus Russell also never got into trouble.  See a connection?

I know you can do it, Ryan.