And now I'm going to examine the list and see how many apply to me.
They will be graded by how much:
1 = SPOT-ON: This is perfectly true.
2 = PRETTY MUCH: Well, I guess it's right for the most part.
3 = NOPE: Self explanatory
N = HAVEN'T DONE IT/ TRIED IT/ SEEN IT
Coffee- 2 (I do like iced coffee and frappuchinos. I hate burning my tongue though.)
Religions their parents don't belong to- N
Film Festivals- N
Assists- 2 (Our basketball team needs to pass more. Maybe they should act whiter)
Farmer's markets- 1
Organic food- 2 (I like food in general)
Diversity- 2
Barack Obama- 2
Making you feel bad about not going outside- 3
Wes Anderson movies- N
Asian Girls- 1
Non-Profit Organizations- 2
Tea- 2 (I like sweet tea)
Having Black friends- 1
Yoga- N
Gifted children- 1
Hating their parents- 2
Awareness- 2
Traveling- 3
Being an expert on YOUR culture- 1
Writers workshops- N
Having two last names- 3
Microbreweries- 2
Wine- 2
David Sedaris- N
Manhattan- 2
Marathons- 3 (Running 26 miles? Fuck that.)
Not having a TV- 2 (no distractions is nice, but when South Park or The Office is on, I wish I had a TV)
80's Night- 3
Wrigley field- N
Snowboarding- 3 (probably due to a bad experience a long time ago.)
Vegan/Vegetarianism- 3
Marijuana- N
Architecture- 1
The Daily Show/ Colbert Report- 1
Breakfast places- 2
Renovations- 1
Arrested Development- N
Netflix- N
Apple Products- 1
Indie Music- 1
Sushi- N
Plays- 2
Public Radio- N
Asian Fusion Food- 1 (once again, it's food.)
The Sunday New York Times- N
Arts degrees- 3
Whole foods and grocery co-ops- 1
Vintage- 1
Irony- 1
Living by the water- 1
Sarah Silverman- 2
Dogs- 1
Kitchen gadgets- 2 (But my sister, who is also white, is definitely a 1)
Apologies- 3
Lawyers- N
Juno- N
Japan- 1
Natural Medicine- 1
Toyota Prius- N
Bicycles- 2
Knowing what's best for poor people- N
Expensive sandwiches- 1
Recycling- 2
Co-ed sports- 1
Divorce- 3
Standing still at concerts- 1 (LOL)
Michel Gondry- 1
Mos Def- N
Difficult Breakups- N
Being the only white person around- 1
Study abroad- 3
Oscar Parties- 1
Threatening to move to Canada- 3
Bottles of water- 1
Musical Comedy-2
Multilingual children- 1
Modern Furniture- 1
The idea of soccer- 3
Hating corporations- 2
Bad memories of high school- 1
T-Shirts- 1
The Wire- N
Shorts- 1
Outdoor performance clothes- 2
Having Gay Friends- N
St. Patrick's Day- 2 (I'm not Irish)
Dinner parties- 1
San Francisco- N
Book Deals- N
Music Piracy- 1
And now for a tally:
1's (Spot-on descriptions of me)- 32
2's (things I passively enjoy)- 23
3's (things that don't apply to me)- 13
N's (things I haven't experienced to comment on)- 23
Hmm... that doesn't add up to 93. Oh well.
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