I'm probably going to be busy for a while

I know there hasn't been too much action here, but I promised to my friends a post tonight. Here's a great Earthbound pic. Enjoy.

Whaddya know, I just pulled another All-Nighter.

But this time, it has been a huge success so far. I got 10 hours of work in instead of 3. I've really got a good grasp of the idea now, and the paper is starting to materialize in my head. It's due tomorrow and not today, so my plan is to get it done by tonight so, for the first time in a long time, I can get some sleep the night before a test. WOOHOO!

*sigh*

The all-nighter was a wash. I barely got anything done, I'm exhausted and I didn't even lose much weight. Boo. I guess I'll learn one of these days.

I'm NOT going to reenact the Julian encounter with Xtranormal?

Just a taste of things to come. Listen to the mustachioed Ginger. World of Hunter is taking over, son.

Random All-Nighter-induced Rant: Tyler Perry is a fucking hack

Tyler Perry is a fellow Atlanta native who has written, produced and directed a plethora of TV shows and movies. He's a self-made man who is very hard-working.

But he sucks.

I watched an episode of House of Payne recently, and I couldn't believe that I was watching the show that was breaking all sorts of records. The jokes are all incredibly stale, the characters are paper-thin and there's cliches everywhere. The Paynes even have a stereotype Hispanic for a neighbor. He's even made another show called Meet The Browns and it's EXACTLY THE SAME. Same fat middle-aged male lead, same fat jokes, more money for Perry to generate more crap. He's the TV equivalent of a Casio keyboard on autoplay. If it really is as popular as they say, I feel ashamed for America.

Can we please stop giving this asswipe our money and adoration?

Thank you.

All-Nighter! Yay!

I decided to have my all-night Paper-writing-fest about 4 days early. That way, I have the whole weekend to make everything good.

It's fun, and I lose a lot of weight because energy drinks make me sweat profusely. Just took a Monster (green tab) and damn they are DISGUSTING. I'm usually a Full Throttle man, and I think I'll stick to that from now on because if I close my eyes when drinking a Full Throttle, I can pretend I'm drinking an Orangina. Monsters have no soft-drink counterpart because they are just NASTY.

The main problem I have with all-nighters is the feeling I have after too long. I'm woozy and exhausted. My legs hurt and my mind is awake on a caffeine buzz, and that creates confusion. Sometimes I even start feeling a little paranoid, and whenever I get paranoid, my greatest irrational fear haunts me- that I have a case of the hiccups that never goes away. No, I'm serious. It's a stupid fear, I know, but damn that would really suck. And it's really happened. I'd make links, but you're going to have to search yourself because that shit scares the fuck out of me. You know why I'm so nifty with hiccup cures?

Anyways, the paper is on James Joyce. He's a tough guy to write on, but I'm glad I chose him (there was a list of topics to choose from) because there's shelves and shelves of books on Joyce ripe for quoting. Good thing I'll have all weekend! Now back to reading...

Earthbound gets dirty

Slut and Jrlz join Doosh's epic quest

In a room full of blue-obsessed Happy Happyists. One of my favorite scenes.

Slut joins Doosh!

The star is actually a giant ugly mole monster, but what a nice little star.

The New Age Retro Hippie. Beware his toothbrush attack. I love this game.

Sanctuary #2: Lilliput Steps

Paula calls for Jrlz.

Jrlz and the Bubble Monkey in Winters.

Jrlz and the Bubble Monkey hitching a ride on a friendly sea monster.

Jrlz joins Doosh and Slut!

Our next opponent- a giant pile of vomit that burps. Did I tell you I love this game?

So D-Rob picked up on the Youtube covers thing

Check out his beautiful rendition of "Each Coming Night" by Iron and Wine. As D-Rob would say, Luvsit!

Drew Brees is God

seriously, even if you don't care about the Saints, you gotta see this.

Doosh uses PSI D-Rob against a foe, reaches the first Sanctuary, and gets a psychic message from Slut

The first Sanctuary guardian- a big ass Ant thing.



The first Sanctuary- Giant Step



The first call from Slut



Another cry for help from Slut

George Jones sings "The Door"

Wow. I really suck at singing.

Doosh learns an important new power.

Vote for Barkevious Mingo!

You can only vote once. Tell your friends. We cannot let Michigan Grad Iris Macadangdang win!

VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!!!!!!

JRH Sings! "The Door" (George Jones) Comment Cover #1 (celebrating 1 comment)

Here's the finished, uninterrupted, better version. I'd recommend hearing the George Jones version, but I'm afraid that would show you how much I suck.



A great song nonetheless. I miss good country ballads.

JRH sings! "The Door" (George Jones cover)- Cover celebrating Comment #1

As you will see, this video was interrupted by my annoyed apartment-mate Julian, about right after I did the "door slam" sound effect (just like in the original song), so I will try to make a new version later. Anywho, enjoy this.



Julian-"Well I don't know what to say..." JRH-"you know what to say. Keep it up. You're awesome. That's what to say."

God I'm such a fucking dork.

This is my first "Comments cover". You see, every time the number of comments hits a perfect square (1, 4, 9, 16, 25...), I will perform a cover song and put it up on Youtube and on World of Hunter. I think there's 6 comments right now, so I'll have to make another one soon for comment #4.

Steve Baumann posted that first comment, so this song is dedicated to Steve.

Tim Olsen is in this picture I found on TigerDroppings

Lol

Now go buy the Teenage Investor.

Edit- o wait- half of it's been cut off because they made my blog skinny. See the whole thing by clicking on the pic.

some updates on our adventure! Earthbound pictures

I'm tired of waiting

so I'm going to name the other characters after the other suggestions offered for Ness.

Paula is "Slut"
Jeff is "Jrlz"
and Poo will remain Poo, because, well, he's Poo.

The dog will be "Elward". Ness's favorite food will be "Dicks" and his favorite thing will be "D-Rob". Let's rock!

The name is Doosh! Now name her!

Drob just offered the name Doosh, so Doosh it is.

Now onto the next character. Name Doosh's female comrade.




The race starts... NOW! And remember, 5 characters or less.

Paging Drob

Drob got on the ball quickly and offered him the name Bartholomew. Unfortunately, he can only be named something with 5 characters or less, but since I forgot to add the limit to the original post and edited it in after Drob gave me the offer, I will give him another naming opportunity.

The Earthbound community game. Name our hero!

First person to comment with a name will get to name him. 5 characters or less.

Tomorrow's LSU spring game

Things I'd like to say-

Seriously cut with all the Lee hate. We get it. He threw 16 INT's last year. I hear people saying that they hope Lee fails out there, and I've even heard people say they would boo if Lee made a GOOD play. The more they say it, the more I think he will actually succeed. I'm a contrarian, you see.

It always happens that way. Last year, everybody was talking about how Matt Ryan would be a huge bust for the Falcons. The more they dissed him, the more I believed he would actually succeed, and guess what? He did.

Nothing in football is predictable. I also think Florida will not be as good as advertised this year. Gone unnoticed is the fact that their offensive coordinator/ genius QB coach Dan Mullen is gone, and Urban Meyer replaced him with, um, the offensive line coach. Everyone's saying "oh but Florida has too much talent", and that's exactly what people said about LSU's defense last year when we hired from within.

Anyways, back to the spring game. I'm not cheering particularly hard for Lee. Or for Jordan Jefferson. I will instead keep my eye on Russell Shepard, the kid I think will surprise everybody and snatch the starting job. This kid is like a freakish combo of Tim Tebow and Percy Harvin. He's lightning fast. He's a leader, too, far beyond his youth and inexperience.

self-promotion

today, I searched "World of Hunter" on Google, and I was shocked and saddened to find that my blog wasn't the first thing seen. I just changed that. Search "World of Hunter" on Google to see for yourself. Tell your friends!

Bacon- it's tasty and it can also cut through steel.

Next time you are imprisoned by Somalians, Miggles or Satanic Buddhist turtles, and you find yourself in a steel cage and all you have is bacon (and sticks and lighters, etc.), you can pull a Ham-fueled Houdini.

Ladies and gents, the world's most delicious blowtorch.

This link could change your life.

Fat kid sings listens to TNT.

The next Numa Numa?

Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

I GOTS A COMMENT!!!!!!!!!

Time to celebrate!!!

you can now leave comments even if you don't have an account!

Hooray! Now comment, please!

Phil Spector found guilty of murder

18 Years in the pen

His music should be idolized, even though he turned out to be a psycho. Here's a video of "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'" played on a turntable.

You know those videos that can truly move you?

This is one of them. Just watch.

Susan Boyle on Britain Got Talent
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Happy Easter!

Hope you're enjoying some delicious Whopper Robin's Eggs and Reese's Eggs.

Neither of which I've had yet...

London was awesome!

but sadly, I didn't get any internet access. Nor any mobile signal. I was in the dark about all sports sans rugby, soccer, cricket and the Master's for a week. Thankfully, an Asian-American Tar Heels fan in the National Gallery told me that North Carolina won the championship. I'll give more details in the next post. Damn, I have some catching up to do...

Going to London Tomorrow!

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It's aimed at you, Gov. Jindal ---->

WTF are those music program budget cuts? 83%? 83 Fucking percent??? That's like everything!!