Wow.

The best song on the Space Jam soundtrack. Yup. Even better than "I Believe I Can Fly"

Things you can learn on Youtube.

1. The best possible soundtrack for any video is the phrase "three words for you: you can suck my dick" on loop.

2. "You can suck my dick" is actually three words.

3. The Steelers won three Super Bowls with concentration camp victims.

4. The New York Yanks are actually a football team comprised entirely of black douchebags who also like the Washington Nationals.

5. Biggie (RIP), despite being notoriously obese, is a better athletic trainer than Michael Jackson (RIP), who, when alive, could really bust a move.

6. THE STEELERS ARE NAZIS.

7. Benjamin Franklin was afraid of swine flu. He also liked money.

8. THE STEELERS WERE BEHIND 9/11. Those bastards!!!!

Don't forget to take notes. I'll quiz you on this tomorrow.

Gorilla Ball

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I was the first to vote on an ESPN SportsNation poll!

Check it out. Only one vote. Mine. BOOYAH!!!

I think I'm taking sports just a bit too seriously.

LSU lost last night, and it was even worse than watching the other team hit five home runs. It was watching your team struggle on the mound to a true ace pitcher.

In frustration, I threw a remote across the basement. It doesn't work anymore. Now I'm starting to wonder if sports is worth all the anxiety.

How about a shutout from Austin Ross?

Dead body found at Bonnaroo during cleanup.

*dying man approaches crowd.*

Guy on acid: Dude you look fucked up. Dude... dude?

*man falls to ground and starts groaning*

Girl on acid: Like, he looks hurt. We need to call an ambulance.

Guy on acid: No way, they'll find out we're selling acid.

Girl on acid: Sorry, man. (immediately reverts focus to the Phish performance) whooooaaaah...

Dying man: FML

The Earthbound Community is complete! Part one- the remaining locations.

Here are some remaining pics.

This is for you, RIAA ----->

LINK

Do these people have a soul? Charging a woman $1.92 million for downloading 24 songs? A single mom?

Motherfuckers. That's just terrible.

Whatever happened to "we catch you, you pay for the music." This is justice gone haywire.

More Earthbound Pics!!!

A list of albums shorter than 2009

I call 2009 a mini-album, but as I take a stroll around, there are plenty of albums that are shorter.

2009 is 28:58 (28 minutes and 58 seconds) long.

Serge Gainsbourg- Histoire de Melody Nelson (27:57)
Beach Boys- Friends (25:30)
Beach Boys- Wild Honey (24:24)
Byrds- Notorious Byrd Brothers (28:28)
Minutemen- The Punch Line (15:00)
Meat Puppets- s/t (21:29)
Lots of Punk and Hardcore LPs

Incomplete list, but you get the idea.

It's late night, and this is a kickass song

Prince - Feel for you from http://thedude.vox.com/

Click this link. The embed link was screwy.

Goddamn, JaMarcus is fat

I'm concerned. I've always rooted for JaMarcus Russell. My mom and older sister didn't like him, and I defended him. People are calling him a bust after just two years, and I've been the one shouting, "Patience, idiots!"

Until I saw that photo above.

I'm disappointed in JaMarcus. He must be above three bills (300 lbs). That doesn't say "I am stepping up as a leader for the Raiders". It doesn't say "I care about the franchise that picked me first overall and is investing tens of millions of dollars on me". I can't say much because I'm a lazy fatass, but if I got tens of millions of dollars from somebody who wanted me to stay fit, I'd whip my ass into shape. JaMarcus only looks like a QB in the Jared Lorenzen sense. If it weren't for the "2" on his jersey, one would think he was an offensive lineman.

Please, JaMarcus, do it for the suffering Raiders fans. Do it for the LSU fans like me who defend you. Quit being JaMassive and man up to the responsiblities of being an NFL quarterback.

I want to see this in the future:

Oakland- Where JaMazing Happens

Everybody loves "Acorn Man"

2009 has been making the rounds among my friends and family, and just about everybody I've talked to tabs "Acorn Man" as one of their favorites, if not THE favorite, song on the album.

I didn't think too much of it when I wrote it. I wrote it while I was at LSU, and I recorded the guitar and programmed the strings down there. When I got back to Peachtree City, I added real drums, bass and vocals to it. The result was a nice little song dedicated to those crunchy green acorns that are fun to step on in the autumn months in Baton Rouge.

I added a lot of alliteration, and I made some fun rhymes. My favorite part was rhyming "Cheeto" with "incognito". That's a cool rhyme.

I also think I did a good job with the string arrangement. It's the first time I really tried. I used what I learned from my Theory courses.

The chord progression is a lot older. The chord progression is the same from "Lay Back Down", which is from the mini-EP-thing Shamelessly Delightful Acoustic Demos. Listen for yourself.

The cover for "2009"

The new JRH album is here at last!

http://www.last.fm/music/James+Read+Hunter/2009

Listen to it!

*note- I haven't ordered the songs yet.